I heard an AP newswire report yesterday that stated, “A winter storm is setting its sights on the northeast, where ice and rain have caused numerous accidents in parts of New Jersey.”
Note to AP newswire writers: winter storms do not cause traffic accidents. People who drive on icy roads cause traffic accidents. Please stop blaming the weather for human ignorance — you’re giving Mother Nature a bad name.
(This bit of weather logic in no way relates to that tired old discussion of whether guns kill people or people with guns kill people.)
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